Chopped Comfort Food Feud

Chopped comfort food feuds are missing a core element...
Do you want us to carve a little forest in the snow for you?
I got a big fat tree and lots of slush to smear under it.
I call Ewok!
I would prefer a Smurf.
The sequel *wink* *wink*
A hobbit looking guy?
Precisely. It's from the original trilogy.
Be sure to at least ask for a Smurfette, if that's what you'd prefer.

Well... I didn't know there was Smurfs in the first two... so, yeah, I'd definitely consider that.

Agreed. Time to grab some champagne and make out like crazy.

See, this is why I can't live with friends. I would just hang out and watch TV, not ruin the moment with kisses. Wait for a flirty text, and then come up with something not-too-creepy to do. Slurping while you're snogging? Okay. Making out with a cactus while wearing yoga pants? No thank you.

Yes, you'd lose out. And we're all about fun right now. The biggest reason we were like this, until this year is because the internet made it too easy to find people who *want* to muddle things. Why would you want to waste it.

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