Jack Lemmon 1993

Jack lemmon 1993 vidya is the best because i live next to jack lemmon and he is such a nice dude.

How do you not jizz while watching this?

Because i live next to him... and i was taking my blinds down when i saw him drive his limo. he said he would give me and my wife two tickets to one of the movies, got a reply from his personal assistant, and i was let down when they canceled my tickets. if i cant jack off to him i dont deserve his attention. hes such a god damn nice guy.

How do you not jizz when you stand in line for 1st and only get a box of rootbeer in the deli counter from a lady holding a tray with paper cups on it?

There was no line there because no one was there. i dont know why but im amazed i was in line when everyone else was gone.

I know that feel bro. I once got a rootbeer in the local supermarket with no line and got a couple of nickels in return.

That's pretty awesome. I got there way before the store opened, so the cashier ignored me and kept walking away. she gave me about a nickel in change.

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